How do I cancel?
One click at /cancel. No retention call. No survey. No friction.
Visit /cancel and enter the email you used at checkout. You'll see your subscription details, confirm cancellation, and that's it. Diane keeps answering until the end of your current billing period, then comes off your line.
No retention call. No survey. No "are you sure?" three times. The product earns its place every month or it doesn't.
If you have 90 seconds after cancelling, reply to the confirmation email with one sentence about what didn't work. Not so I can talk you back — so the next version is better.